A virtual cornucopia of amazing post-chella picks to choose from this week on The Sunset Strip.  So clear your calendar and carpe noctem every day this week!
Tonight Goldenvoice presents a last minute, surprise show with Coachella headliners Arcade Fire at The Roxy. But unless by some nepotistic miracle you’re kith and kin to the band, the only way in is to win… Tune into 98.7FM and good luck! www.theroxy.com
For all us other non-celebutante commoners, check out… 
Supergroup 69 Cats (featuring principal members of The 69 Eyes, Headcat, The Cramps and Blondie) makes their L.A. debut at The Viper Room. Doors open at 8 p.m. and tickets are $10 GA.  www.viperroom.com  The Whisky A Go-Go presents Mr. Speed: A Tribute to KISS. Doors open at 7 p.m. and admission is free with RSVP at http://bit.ly/1cIswgL.  www.whiskyagogo.com
Each and every Tuesday, funny men TK Kelly and Pete Giovine bring the best in top tier comedic talent to the upstairs Attic at State Social House. This week don’t miss stand-up sets from Joe DeRosa (The Half Hour), Alli Breen (Gotham Comedy Live), David Nieker (Laugh Factory) and more… Admission is free. The laughs start promptly at 9 p.m.  www.statesocialhouse.com
Wednesday, April 23 choose from these two hump day worthy happenings:
FYF presents OFF! Featuring Keith Morris of Circle Jerks/Black Flag, plus members of Burning Brides, Redd Kross and Earthless at The Roxy. Doors open at 7:30 p.m. and tickets are $15 GA.  www.theroxy.com
Check out a taping of NBC’s smash hit “Last Comic Standing” at The Comedy Store. Host JB Smooth (“Curb Your Enthusiasm”), and a panel of celebrity judges featuring Roseanne Barr and Keenan Ivory Wayans, serve as judge and jury for the nation’s top up-and-coming stand-ups. Show starts at 7:30 p.m. and tickets are $15 GA.  www.thecomedystore.com
You’ve seen his work (and his glasses, tie and marker self-portraits) around the city, now meet L.A.-based street artist Morley this Thursday, April 24 when he presents and signs “If You’re Reading This, There’s Still Time” at Book Soup. The signing and discussion begins at 7 p.m. www.booksoup.com 
PLUS SIZE PICKS OF THE WEEK: This Friday, April 25 your very own Picks picker Brent X Mendoza presents the debut of The Beta Machine (featuring members of A Perfect Circle/Puscifer) plus special guests Battle Tapes and Omniflux at The Viper Room. Doors open at 8 p.m. and tickets are $10 GA.  www.viperroom.com
Also, one block away you can check out Sunset Strip Music Festival alum Unwritten Law at the Whisky A Go-Go. Doors open at 7 p.m. Tickets are $20 GA. www.whiskyagogo.com
And… even further west The Dandy Warhols kick off the first of two consecutive nights at The Roxy Theatre with special guests The Warlocks. Doors open at 8 p.m. and tickets are $27 each night. www.theroxy.com
Saturday, April 26 continue your week of double and triple headers with the return of The Jim Jones Revue at The Viper Room. Doors open at 7:30 p.m. and tickets are $20 GA.  www.viperroom.com And if that “new” rock don’t suit your fancy, head on down to the Whisky A Go-Go for an evening with Wild Child, the ultimate Doors’ experience. Show starts at 8 p.m.  Tickets are $26 GA.  www.whiskyagogo.com
Take your Sunday, April 27 to the roof with Pearl’s Liquor Bar’s “Sunday Screenings” featuring dinner and a movie. Previous weeks have featured “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” and “Grease.” Screenings begin at 8 p.m. For reservations, call 310.360.6800. www.pearlsliquorbar.com
–Brent X Mendoza, @brentXmendoza